A Root Canal Would be Preferable. . . .

Stop the MADNESS!
You guys probably could guess what I'm talking about pretty easily. There has to be some advertising conspiracy or Train literally has the best agent in the history of scumbag agents. Either way, I wanna jam an icepick up my nose every time I hear it. 

Hey Soul Sister, hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey. . . . . Shut the fuck up!

I'm not the only one thinking that getting a lobotomy would be a better way to spend an afternoon than listening to this garbage one more time. Check this site out. Freaking great, except for the fact that every damn clip has that song in it. At least people agree its worse than communism. Only play the clip below if you want to feel the urge to shoot yourself.